- The kids have all graduated from college. You and your husband finally have time to yourselves … then they move back home!
- You have three spare rooms in a four-bedroom house.
- You have to shuffle your cars each morning to leave for work.
- You spend more time driving to work than you do with your family.
- You spend more money each month for storage than you do for your mortgage.
- Your neighbor found a loophole in the homeowner’s association rules and is raising donkeys.
- You keep hearing faint voices telling you to ‘Get out!’ and they are getting louder.
- Grandpa Jed just struck oil while hunting in your backyard.
- The dog’s house doubles as a guest room.
- You have to take a number to use the bathroom.
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